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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.

The Doctor says, "We have three possible donors, tell me which one you would like to use.

"One is a young, healthy athlete who died in a car accident. The second is a middle aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private jet.
The third is a Premier League referee who recently died after officiating matches for 30 years."

"I'll take the ref's heart" says the elderly patient.

After a successful transplant, the doctor asks him why he chose the official's ticker.

"Easy'" says the patient. "I wanted a heart that had never been used!"

Posted on 28 Feb 2008 by coachgianni
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