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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The Doctor says, "We have three possible donors, tell me which one you would like to use.
"One is a young, healthy athlete who died in a car accident. The second is a middle aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private jet.
The third is a Premier League referee who recently died after officiating matches for 30 years."
"I'll take the ref's heart" says the elderly patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asks him why he chose the official's ticker.
"Easy'" says the patient. "I wanted a heart that had never been used!"
Posted on 28 Feb 2008 by coachgianni