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Old man's problem. From a friend in England

An 80-year-old man went for a physical. All of his tests come back
withnormal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace with God?"

George replied, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The
light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor said.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he
said, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during
the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when
he's done, poof! The light goes off?"

"Oh my Lord!" Ethel exclaimed. "He's peeing in the refrigerator
Posted on 30 May 2007 by coachgianni
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